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- "╘╚┼ ┴╬╟═┴ ┴╥╘╔├╠┼"
- 07-╞EB-1989
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- ─OODA ═AN:
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- FOLLOWING REMARKABLE TEXT YOU ARE
- ABOUT TO READ FELL INTO MY HANDS (AND
- APPARENTLY IT IS NOT EVEN THE ╫╚╧╠┼
- TEXT, AS THERE ARE CERTAIN LOGICAL
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- ╘RANSLATION FROM THE "┼NCYCLOPEDIA OF
- ╦ASHANTA", (╦ASHANTA BEING THE PLANET
- FROM WHICH ╘IMMIE'S ALIEN FRIENDS
- COME):
-
- ┴╬╟═┴: ┴ GRAY, LONG-HAIRED, POINTY-
- EARED, PLAINS-ROVING HERBIVORE OF THE
- FAMILY OF ┴╬╟═┴╙╚┼.
-
- ─OMESTIC ANGMAS: ╘HE ┴╬╟═┴╙╚┼
- ╒╧╚┼╟╥┼, OR ─OMESTIC ┴NGMA, IS A
- CAREFULLY-BRED VARIANT ON THE WILD
- VARIETY (DESCRIBED BELOW).
-
- ╔T IS LARGE, ALMOST TWICE THE SIZE OF
- THE WILD KIND, AND IS SOMEWHAT
- CLUMSIER. ╚OWEVER, THEY RETAIN THEIR
- EMPATHIC AND DEFENSIVE ABILITIES, ARE
- LOYAL AND AFFECTIONATE, AND ARE
- HIGHLY PRIZED AS ├OMPANIONS.
- ╥ETENTION OF THE EMPATHIC ABILITY NOT
- ONLY GIVES THE ANGMA GREAT CAPACITY
- FOR AFFECTION, BUT ALSO GIVES THEM
- THE ABILITY TO DETECT ANY HOSTILE
- INTENT, MAKING THEM EXCELLENT PUOFBA
- [LITERALLY,"ATTACK-STOPPERS", OR
- GUARD ANIMALS].
-
- ├ARE OF ├OMPANION ┴NGMAS:
- ─OMESTICATED ANGMAS REQUIRE SOME
- SMALL CARE. ╘HEY REQUIRE A DAILY
- INTAKE OF ╦GELEQ [SEE ╫╔╠─ ┴╬╟═┴╙,
- BELOW] AS WELL AS OF IESDA [AMMONIA].
- ├ARE MUST ALSO BE TAKEN TO INSURE
- THAT ANGMAS DO NOT CONTRACT DWRIPOJ
- QTIIPEER, A DEADLY AND AGONIZINGLY
- PAINFUL AND CONTAGIOUS VIRAL ANGMA-
- PLAGUE, WHICH IS FATAL TO 90% OF ALL
- ANGMAS WHICH CONTRACT IT, AND FOR
- WHICH THERE IS NO KNOWN CURE OR
- VACCINATION. [╘HIS ARTICLE OBVIOUSLY
- PREDATES ╘IMMIE'S FRIENDS' DISCOVERY
- OF THE CURE TO THIS DREADED ANGMAL
- DISEASE.] ╘HIS DISEASE INSINUATES
- ITSELF THROUGH THE EYES, AND THENCE
- THE BLOODSTREAM. ╔N THE WILD, ANGMAS
- WILL RUB THEIR EYES IN THE SANDS OF
- THE CSILOTIU [NEAREST EQUIVALENT IS
- "GRASSY PLAIN" OR "MOOR"] TO REMOVE
- ANY STRAY DEBRI WHICH MIGHT CARRY THE
- VIRUS, AND THEN SMEAR THEM WITH OILS
- FROM THE ╦GELEQ PLANT TO FORM A
- PROTECTIVE FILM AGAINST FURTHER
- CONTAMINATION. ╔N DOMESTICITY, THESE
- ASKS MUST BE PERFORMED MANUALLY ON A
- DAILY BASIS.
-
- ╨SYCHOLOGY: ┴NGMAS, DOMESTIC OR WILD,
- ALWAYS RESPOND IN A STANDARD FASHION
- WHEN CONFRONTED WITH ANY NEW,
- STRANGE, OR UNFAMILIAR CREATURE, WITH
- WHICH IT HAS NO ACTUAL OR INSTINCTUAL
- KNOWLEDGE. ╘HE ANGMA WILL ATTEMPT TO
- ESTABLISH AN EMPATHIC CONTACT WITH
- THE NEWCOMER, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME
- ENGAGING IN A RITUAL GREETING WITH
- THE CREATURE IN QUESTION. ╔F NO
- EMPATHIC CONTACT CAN BE MADE, THIS
- WILL INCLUDE A DISTINCTIVE CRY OF
- "╓ISHT, VISHT!". ╘HIS CRY, WHICH CAN
- BE HEARD OVER A DISTANCE OF MANY VEBS
- [╔ HAVE NOT YET BEEN ABLE TO
- DETERMINE JUST HOW FAR A "VEB" IS],
- IS PRIMARILY USED TO CHALLENGE OR
- GREET AN ANIMAL WITH WHICH THE ANGMA
- CANNOT MAKE AN EMPATHIC CONTACT.
- [╥ECALL ├ORNELIUS' BEHAVIOR WHEN HE
- AND ╘IMMIE FIRST MET.]
-
- ╘HE DOMESTIC ANGMA IS FIERCELY LOYAL
- TO ITS OWNER, AND WILL JUMP TO
- IMMOBILIZE ANY ATTACKER, AND WILL
- OTHERWISE DEFEND ITS OWNER AGAINST
- ALL THREAT, EVEN AT THE RISK OF ITS
- OWN LIFE AND SAFETY. [├ORNELIUS'
- BEHAVIOR ON THE PLAGUE-STRUCK
- PLANETOID, WHERE AN INHABITANT
- ATTCKED ╘IMMIE, WAS ABSOLUTELY
- TYPCIAL OF ANGMAS. ╙EE ALSO BELOW,
- THE INFORMATION ON THE ╫╔╠─ ANGMA.]
-
- ═ARKINGS: ╒NLIKE THE WILD VARIETY,
- DOMESTIC ANGMAS HAVE DISTINCTIVE
- MARKINGS ON THEIR EARS WHICH
- DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN THE SEXES.
- ═ILLIONS OF DREVS AGO, THESE ASSISTED
- THE ANGMA IN FINDING A MATE; HOWEVER,
- THE EVOLUTION OF THE INTER-ANGMA
- EMPATHIC LINK, APPROXIMATELY 32
- MILLION DREVS AGO, RENDERED THESE
- MARKINGS OBSOLETE AND CAUSED THE
- TRAIT TO BECOME RECESSIVE IN THE
- WILD. ╘HUS, TODAY WILD ANGMAS OF BOTH
- SEXES LOOK ALIKE. ┬REEDERS OF THE
- DOMESTIC ANGMA, HOWEVER, REQUIRED A
- QUICK AND POSITIVE MEANS OF
- DISTINGUISHING ONE SEX FROM THE
- OTHER, AND HAVE THEREFORE CAREFULLY
- BRED THE ORIGINAL IDENTIFYING MARK
- BACK INTO ALL DOMESTIC ANGMAS THEY
- BREED. ┴S A RESULT, MALE DOMESTIC
- ANGMAS HAVE PURPLE MARKINGS ON THEIR
- EARS, A FEATURE THAT DOMESTIC FEMALE
- ANGMAS LACK. ┬Y LAW, NO MALE DOMESTIC
- ANGMA CAN BE GRANTED "PUREBRED"
- STATUS WHICH DOES NOT BEAR THIS MARK;
- BREEDERS WHO VIOLATE THIS LAW ARE
- SUBJECT TO LOSS OF THEIR LICESNSE,
- AND MAY RECEIVE SEVERE FINES.
-
- ╫ILD ANGMAS: ╘HE ┴╬╟═┴╙╚┼ ╘┴╥╙╚┼╙╘╔,
- OR ╫ILD ┴NGMA, ORIGINALLY EVOLVED ON
- THE ╘ARSHEN ╨LATEAU 40 MILLION DREVS
- [╔ HAVE NOT YET BEEN ABLE TO ACERTAIN
- HOW LONG A "DREV" IS] AGO DURING THE
- ╨ERIOD OF ╨REDIVISION [PRESUMABLY
- THEIR EQUIVALENT OF ╨ANGEA!] AND
- MIGRATED FROM THERE THROUGHOUT THE
- WORLD. ╬OW FOUND IN SOME FORM OR
- ANOTHER IN EVERY MAJOR ─IVISION, [A
- WORD EQUIVALENT TO OUR "CONTINENT"]
- THEY ARE AN ESSENTIAL PART OF THE
- ECOLOGY, AND, IN DOMESTICATED FORM,
- ARE A TRADITIONAL SOURCE OF
- ├OMPANIONS [I.E., OF PETS] THE WORLD
- OVER.
-
- ╚ABITS, ╚ABITAT, AND ╬EEDS: ╫ILD
- ANGMAS ARE SEMI-SOLITARY ANIMALS,
- DIURNAL HERBIVORES, WHICH INHABIT THE
- VAST CSILOTIU OF THE 22 MAJOR
- ─IVISIONS. ╘HEY REQUIRE FATTY
- TISSUES, AND THEREFORE PREFER THE
- ╦GELEQ BUSH FOR NURISHMENT; [╫EIRD
- WORLD -- A FATTY ╨╠┴╬╘! ╘HAT IT ╔╙
- FATTY EXPLAINS ├ORNELIUS' PREFERENCE
- FOR SOAP -- SOAP IS A FATTY
- SUBSTANCE] IT IS ALSO USEFUL TO THEM
- AS AN EYE PROTECTANT, FOR ITS OILS
- CONTAIN A POWERFUL ANTI-VIRUL AGENT.
- ╠IKE THE DOMESTIC VARIETY, WILD
- ANGMAS ALSO REQUIRE A DAILY INTAKE OF
- IESDA.
-
- ╙ENSES: ╘HE ANGMA'S MAIN SENSES ARE
- SMELL, HEARING, AND AN ACUTE EMPATHIC
- AWARNESS, WHICH ALLOWS THEM TO SENSE
- (1) HOSTILITY (USEFUL IN DETECTING
- NEARBY PREDATORS), (2) AFFECTION
- (WHICH HELPS THEM TO FIND A MATE),
- AND (3) ANXIETY OR STRESS (THEIR
- EMPATHIC DISTRESS CALL IS ANXIETY-
- BASED). ╘HEIR OTHER SENSES ARE
- GENERALLY QUITE WEAK.
-
- ─EFENSES: ╫ILD ANGMAS ARE NORMALLY
- SOLITARY ANIMALS, GATHERING ONLY TO
- MATE, OR IN MUTUAL SELF-DEFENSE. ╔F
- ATTACKED, A SINGLE WILD ANGMA HAS FEW
- PHYSICAL DEFENSES. ╔T IS AWKWARD IN
- MOTION, AND HAS NO TEETH, CLAWS, OR
- ARMOR; BUT ANGMAS ARE NOT AS
- VULNERABLE AS THEY MIGHT SEEM. ╘HE
- ANGMA'S MAIN DEFENSES ARE ITS
- EMPATHIC AWARENESS, WHICH ALLOWS IT
- TO ANTICIPATE AN ATTACK LONG BEFORE
- IT TAKES PLACE (ANGMAS ARE RARELY
- TAKEN BY SURPRISE), AND ITS LONG
- TONGUE, WHICH EXUDES A VAPOROUS
- SUBSTANCE WHICH INSTANTLY AND
- PAINLESSLY (BUT ONLY TEMPORARILY)
- IMOBILIZES THE ATTACKER. ╔F, UPON
- RECOVERY, THE ATTACKER RENEWS ITS
- ATTACK, THE LIGHTNING-FAST ANGMAL
- TONGUE IS ALWAYS READY TO REPEAT THE
- PROCESS. ╘HUS, MOST INDIVIDUAL
- PREDATORS WILL IGNORE ANGMAS, NOT
- BECAUSE THEY ARE HURTFUL TO THEM OR
- BECAUSE THEY WILL FIGHT BACK, BUT
- BECAUSE ATTACKING THEM IS USUALLY AN
- EXERCISE IN FUTILITY. ╔F AN ANGMA ╔╙
- TAKEN BY SURPRISE, THE ANGMA WILL PUT
- OUT AN EMPATHIC DISTRESS CALL, WHICH
- ANY OTHER ANGMA IN THE IMMEDIATE
- VICINITY WILL RESPOND TO BY COMING TO
- THE DISTRESSED ANGMA'S AID. ╔N THE
- INTERIM, OR IF NO AID IS FORTHCOMING,
- THE ANGMA UNDER ATTACK WILL EITHER
- RUN, HIDE, OR PLACE ITSELF WITH ITS
- BACK AGAINST SOME SOLID FORMATION
- (SUCH AS A CLIFF OR BOULDER); AND IT
- WILL CONTINUE SENDING OUT EMPATHIC
- CALLS FOR HELP.
-
- ╨REDATORS AND THE ═UTUAL ─EFENSE: ╘HE
- ONE SERIOUS ENEMY OF ANGMAS IS THE
- ╓┴╬╘╥┴, WHICH HUNTS IN PACKS, AND CAN
- THEREFORE OUTNUMBER ANY SINGLE ANGMA;
- IN FACT, IT IS BELIEVED THAT THE
- EMPATHIC CRY EVOLVED IN RESPONSE TO
- ROVING BANDS OF VANTRAS. ┴ SINGLE
- ANGMA CAUGHT OUT IN THE OPEN WHEN A
- VANTRAL PACK ATTACKS STANDS LITTLE
- CHANCE UNLESS IT CAN TAKE SHELTER, OR
- UNLESS OTHER ANGMAS ARRIVE TO
- REINFORCE IT. ╔N THE LATTER CASE, THE
- ANGMAS ENGAGE IN A UNIQUE FORM OF
- MUTUAL DEFENSE: ┴LL OTHER ANGMAS IN
- THE AREA WILL DROP WHATEVER THEY ARE
- DOING AND RUSH TO ASSIST THE
- BELEAGUERED ANIMAL. ╘HEY THEN STAND
- IN A CIRCULAR GROUP, BACKS TOGETHER
- AND FACES OUTWARD. ╞ROM THIS
- POSITION, USING THEIR TONGUES, ANY
- ONE OF THEM CAN IMOBILIZE ANY
- ATTACKER WHICH ATTEMPTS TO COME
- WITHIN REACH.
-
- ╠IFESPAN: ─OMESTIC ANGMAS LIVE ABOUT
- 19-23 DREVS. ╫ILD ANGMAS GENERALLY
- LIVE ABOUT 7-9 DREVS FEWER.
-
- ╙┼┼ ┴╠╙╧: ├OMPANIONS; ├SILOTIU
- (WILDLIFE OF); ─WRIPOJ QTIIPEER;
- ┼MPATHY (IN WILDLIFE); ╦GELEQ
- (PLANT); ╦GELEQ, ╒LOR ═OX (BOTONIST);
- ╔ESDA; ╨UOFBA; ╓ANTRAS.
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